Short Film

"The Call"

Trriiinng, trrriiiinnnng ..
-- yes
-- Hi, that's me ...
-- Yes, i know ... (ass hole)
-- Well ... how are you?
-- (hummpf) ....
-- i wanna say something... i mean, yesterday i was a little ... well ... sorry, fuck.
-- what!??!
-- i didn't meant... i was just a fucking jurk. It's nothing about you, ... and ... and i care about, but some words sometimes seems to having a ... a ...
-- (...)
-- ... are a completely misunderstood! I was a little stupid saying that shit.
-- (...)
-- I'am really, really ... sorry!! and i can't wait to see you.
-- SOOORRRRRYYYYYY!
AFTER ALL .... you just have to say sorry???
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT I'AM? YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE ...
-- (glup) ... sorry!
--SON OF THE BITCH, U'r CREEPING BASTARD
-- sorry!! i meant no sorry, sorry, no ... fuck, no, sorry
--YOU SUCK, ... SCUMBAG!!!
-- ... but i want apologise you.
--YEAH!! Go for it ... EAT SHIT AND DIE, PRICKLESS!!
-- do you ...??
--FUCK OFF ... you IDIOT
(And then she threw her cell phone away, forgetting that it was her cell phone)


Noutro dia vinha distraído perdido nos meus pensamentos (coisas boas e más, mais más talvez) e imaginei um diálogo semelhante (que até podia fazer parte de uma Curta Metragem, por exemplo) entre um tipo e uma gaja. Não faço ideia que razões estão por trás, quer do diálogo quer do que andava a pensar, mas fartei-me de rir com isto.
Ok, podem dizer que tenho uma mente perversa, sou mau, que não bato bem, etc ... estejam à vontade.